Chapter 33
The strange man in front of her looked very similar to Josh Hunter, and they both wore black coats. But with a closer look, it would be found out that their coat styles were not the same, and the man looked plain, far worse than Josh Hunter.
Being caught off guard by such a big box of condoms, this strange man was a little overwhelmed. He looked down at what was in his arms for a while, and then looked up at Diana Swift. His face was blank, and there was a faint little surprise in his heart that he thought it was good luck from heaven.
"Young lady, you ..."
His words had just begun when suddenly a gentle male voice sounded from the other side, "Sorry, my wife mistook you for me."
Josh Hunter stepped forward, keeping Diana Swift behind him without trace.
He looked at the "good luck surprise" in the man's hand, took it over with a straight face, and threw it into the shopping cart.
The man was stunned and nodded sarcastically. He also felt very embarrassed about his own thoughts, and did not say anything more.
Just now Diana Swift took the thing and went forward in a panic. When Josh Hunter wanted to catch up with her, the strange man came over from another way first.
Seeing that the man was pushing a cart and moving slowly, Josh Hunter went around to the side and followed behind Diana Swift at a distance of one booth.
He didn't expect that with such a close distance, the little vase could suddenly make a mind-boggling operation.
At the moment, the little vase was hiding behind Josh Hunter. She was so embarrassed by herself that the she couldn't make any noise. When Josh Hunter took a step forward, she also followed a step.
But when she found Josh Hunter walking towards the manual cashier, she couldn't help but tug at the back hem of his jacket and ordered in a super-low voice, "Go to the self-checkout!"
Josh Hunter's head turned slightly backward.
The little vase, like a scared bird, also followed to lean her body, trying to avoid his eyes.
Fortunately, Josh Hunter didn't ridicule her or bother about it and went to the self-service channel.
After scanning the barcode of the goods, Josh Hunter took out his phone to check out.
Diana Swift was hoping that he would finish quickly and take her out of this hellish place, but unexpectedly he suddenly asked, "You deleted my WeChat number again?"
Diana Swift was stuck for a few seconds.
Diana Swift couldn't help but ridicule in her mind, "When did this happen? You didn't know it until now? If I can unilaterally divorce myself, don't you have to wait until the elderly at home urge you to have a baby before you find out that you already have no wife?"
But she couldn't offend her savior at the moment. She hid behind him and whispered, "It should be a slip of the thumb, or maybe it's a WeChat error, junk software!"
Josh Hunter: "..."
Quietly glancing at his look, Diana Swift hurriedly took out her mobile phone and sent a friend request. "Add you. You pass it."
But Josh Hunter didn't even look at it. He put away the phone directly and said in a low voice, "Let's see."
Diana Swift: "...?"
Why did she hear the meaning of "see your performance" from the simple words 'Let's see'?"
Josh Hunter walked outside. Diana Swift did not have time to think about it, and sneakily grabbed the hem of his shirt and followed behind him.
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It was already ten o'clock in the evening when they returned to the hotel suite, and not surprisingly, Diana Swift got into the bathroom as soon as possible.
Josh Hunter didn't care. He went directly to the kitchen with the ingredients.
Diana Swift was taking a bath in the bathroom while playing with her mobile phone. Seeing the greetings from the insiders on WeChat, she sent a unified reply to her WeChat Moment: "Thank you all for your concern. I have returned to the hotel safely. /Love "
She also attached an emoji of a docile little girl.
Then she clicked into the group of "Three little fairies", and she furiously started with "What sins did I make in my last life" and complained a lot.
Bonnie Smith and Betty Miller first tacitly sent a lot of "hahahahahaha", and made crazy attempts at the edge of being removed from the group chat.
Then, with great experience, before Diana Swift became angry, they followed her wishes to criticize the program group, criticize Sarah Reed, and even criticize innocent passers-by and Josh Hunter. In short, they criticized everyone who went against Diana Swift's will.
Diana Swift was humored by them so unprincipledly that she cooled down a little. And once again, she felt from the bottom of her heart that only sisters were good in the world, and men were all bastards.
Thinking of that Josh Hunter still did not pass her WeChat request, she could not help but curse a few more sentences in the group.
But Betty Miller joined Rainbow Fart Team not long ago, and her skill was still not good enough. And she always thought that Diana Swift and Josh Hunter were in love, so she naturally thought that Diana Swift's scolding was a kind of flirting.
So she smartly praised Josh Hunter, complimenting him with two whole pages words. Diana Swift was stunned and she didn't get a chance to get in a word.
After the compliment, this little goose also made connections with the actual situation between her and Haley Williams, and sincerely sent a voice, suggesting, "Beating is kissing and scolding is love. We all know that you like your husband very much, but you'd better just scold him in this group. Try to show your gentleness in front of your husband, or your husband may not feel your unusual liking. Do you understand? Because I found that men's brain circuit is really simple, and they can't understand your implicit expression. "
"..."
Diana Swift thought to herself:
"Who likes him?"
"I think it's your brain circuit is too complicated."
"I just scold him, scold him, scold him! ! !"
Diana Swift sent a message: "Shut up!"
Betty Miller was stunned, but before she knew it, she found that the group name had become "Two fairies and a little goose".
Maybe it's because the bathroom was foggy and the temperature was too high, Diana Swift felt a little hot.
She stared at the line "We all know that you like your husband very much" conversed from the voice, and couldn't move her eyes.
After a long time, she forced herself to cover her mobile phone screen down. Then she got up and wiped her body, and hurried out of the bathroom.
Just as Diana Swift took a bath, the porridge smell had already floated out of the kitchen.
She sat in the living room and watched the palace opera absently for a while. After struggling with many times, she finally wandered barefoot into the kitchen.
"Well, what porridge are you cooking? It's quite fragrant."
Her hands were behind her back, and her shoulders were thin and straight, which was quite a bit of your highness's imposing manner.
"Porridge with shrimp and green vegetables."
Josh Hunter was still processing the ingredients and he didn't look up.
Diana Swift stood on tiptoe to look forward, and then summoned up the courage to ask, "So, do you need my help, that is ... is there anything I can do?"
"No."
His answer was quite concise, which simply hit her heart.
"..."
Josh Hunter was gentler today- the top of the world's top three illusions.
Diana Swift was so choked that she turned around and wanted to leave, but Josh Hunter suddenly stopped and turned around, "If you are very idle, why don't you revise your design?"
Diana Swift paused, "What's wrong with my design?"
This time, she came up with the design very quickly, and decided on the theme and renovation plan in three days after the program team gave her the actual house renovation.
The owner and the mistress of the house became attached to each other because of a musical film, in which there was a summary song "epilogue" of the whole story, which was the theme of Diana Swift's design -"epilogue".
It fit well with the light retro style put forward by the owner, and had a beautiful meaning of walking from the overture to the epilogue.
Diana Swift was inspired and finished the design very quickly, and the final rendering effect of the real scene was perfect. Even Sarah Reed couldn't find fault with her design when she saw the rendering.
So what's the problem?
Josh Hunter wiped his hands and said slowly, "Many of your design concepts, including your reality images are very academic, but the homeowners are ordinary persons and houses are not equal to the exhibition halls. The actual function is always the first demand."
In short, her design was not down-to-earth and not suitable for living.
Diana Swift opened her mouth and subconsciously wanted to refute it, but all of a sudden, she didn't know where to start.
She was wearing a smoky pink silk nightgown and leaning on the kitchen door with her bare feet. Then she leaned innocently for ten minutes, looking poor and helpless.
Josh Hunter: "Don't think about it. Drink the porridge first."
Diana Swift returned to her senses, and only then did she smell the fresh aroma of the porridge with green vegetables and shrimp.
After several interruptions along the way, her stomach was too empty now. She didn't have time to think about anything else, and she just stared at Josh Hunter and eagerly followed him towards the restaurant.
But even when she was walking on such a flat ground, she suddenly slipped and sat back with a "poof", and her butt fell heavily on the floor.
Josh Hunter stood at the table and turned around, looking at her like looking at a little crazy.
She also fell into a daze.
Sitting on the ground with both hands on the floor, her tailbone was numb and painful, and somehow she felt the pain spread all the way to her skull.
The most terrible thing was that Josh Hunter just stood there and looked at her for a minute. Only when he seemed to be sure that she couldn't walk independently with her own strength did he step forward and pick her up with some pity.
Josh Hunter: "Are you hungry enough to lose your IQ?"
"Ahhh! Get your bloody hands off me! I don't need your help, and I can stand up from wherever I fall! ! !" Diana Swift said to herself.
Diana Swift was spiritually independent, but physically she could only be a humble little vase, hugging Josh Hunter's neck tightly. Even though it hurt so much that her ass trembled, she could only keep a straight face.
Josh Hunter suddenly chuckled.
Diana Swift's glass heart shattered again, "What are you laughing at? Did you just laugh?"
Josh Hunter did not admit or deny.
Diana Swift said sadly: "I can't live with you anymore. Our fates do not match."
She said as she stretched out her hands and pinched Josh Hunter's face, which was very intimate, with both hands holding it and pulling it to both sides.
She didn't realize what she had done until she reached the bed, and then she let go in a panic.
Josh Hunter didn't seem to care about it, and he put her on the bed and let her lie down.
Diana Swift subconsciously propped her elbows on the bed and raised her head.
Somehow, Josh Hunter leaned slightly, and suddenly pinched her face back. His voice was low and deep, and slightly dumb with jet lag. "Then who do you think you can live with?"
Diana Swift paused.
Then the two of them faced each other in a particularly strange posture, and every second, their hearts beat faster.