Chapter 271 Liar, Pants on Fire
Gu Nian grabbed Si Yejue's hand and looked up at him. "Don't listen to him. The only man I like is you."
The youngest Gu Master frowned and sulked, "What about me? Am I not a man?"
The little princess broke his heart.
Gu Nian glared at him and replied, "You're my family. It's different."
The youngest Gu Master was depressed.
Xi Yu hurriedly pulled out a chair for her and said, "Come and take a seat. If you're exhausted from standing, my uncle will be distressed!"
This was something he had never expected.
The youngest Gu Master's sister fell in love with his uncle.
Incredible!
Something was not right. The youngest Gu Master's sister became the wife of his uncle.
The youngest Gu Master and he were peers. This was...
He suddenly felt a relegation of seniority.

The youngest Gu Master kicked him. "Stop talking nonsense. My sister is still young and unmarried."
How did his sister become Xi Yu's aunt...
He felt embarrassed. Along with Xi Yu, his seniority was downgraded.
What a mess!
"What are you guys waiting for? Go and autograph for my sister."
The youngest Gu Master winked at his buddies. As they had agreed upon, they should display their affection for his sister.
"Dude, she's Xi Yu's aunt, and we'd better keep a respectful distance."
"Yeah, Xi Yu is like a brother to us. His uncle is also our uncle. His aunt is also our..."
They suddenly paused halfway through their speech.
They looked at each other blankly.
Their relations were getting complicated.
The youngest Gu Master snapped, "She's my sister and not your aunt. You should sis her."
Gu Nian watched helplessly on the side. Her brother was so paranoid.
Everyone then took his seat.
The youngest Gu Master handed the menu to Si Yejue and said, "Order whatever you like, my guest."
The originally nervous Si Yejue looked at these hunks and saw them as his rivals in love.
His fright was gone.
Today, he would not only pass the test of his brother-in-law but also crush his rivals.
With a solemn face, Si Yejue took the thick menu.
The youngest Gu Master snorted, "This is an international restaurant. Food like French, German, Korean, and Japanese cuisines is all available. Take a look and see what you'd like to eat."
"If you can't read the menu, they can't translate it for you. Every one of them knows a foreign language or two."
"It's okay if you can't read any foreign language. I can't either."
The youngest Gu Master gave Si Yejue an out.
Xi Yu sneered.
This man was courting humiliation.
With his head low, Si Yejue flipped through the menu and asked, "You guys know eight languages?"
The youngest Gu Master and others replied, "Nope, but Xi Yu does!"
The youngest Gu Master got cockier. "Actually, appearance doesn't matter for one to be my brother-in-law. He should know eight languages."
Xi Yu was stunned.
If this man set him up again, Xi Yu would introduce him to a real rich lady.
In a hurry, he said with a smile, "My uncle knows more than eight languages. He can read the languages of at least ten countries..."
The youngest Gu Master chuckled, "Stop bragging. If he can read eight languages, I'll give him credit! One point for each country!"
Si Yejue looked up at him and asked, "Really?"
Extra credit. Not bad!
The youngest Gu Master nodded heavily and replied, "If I lie, my pants will get on fire."
He didn't believe Xi Yu's uncle was that good.
Si Yejue looked sideways at Gu Nian and said, "I love you."
The corners of the youngest Gu Master's mouth twitched.
That didn't count.
And did this man intend to confess in different languages?
He would flaunt his knowledge and display his affection.
What a sophisticated man!